I've done a couple articles about really weird phones, the world of phones is kind of crazy in a way that was unexpected, you know I took a trip to China I was looking at the weird stuff trying to uncover the weird for you, but today I've got to go back and reevaluate the whole thing because in front of me I have what I know not what I think what I know is the weirdest phone period, the weirdest phone on planet earth it's in this nondescript white box in here and the special part it's like 27 bucks it's affordable.
This is the phone I'm going to call it the BLT beacause it says it on there, though I'd rather have a bacon lettuce tomato right now, army green very rugged apparently this thing is waterproof 3,800 milliamp hour battery, it says shaver on it because this smartphone has a shaver on it, this is crazy, what kind of werewolf dude needs to have the speed dial and the speed shave all in one probably one like me actually you see what's going on here the Marlboro Man is the guy who needs it he's always clean-shaven even though he's on the horseback he's in the Wild West no one in the Wild West would have been clean-shaven what day I had to buy this, you guys don't understand this was an insta buy for me, like I saw this I got the tip clicked the link and I bought it, you need to know that there is no end to human ingenuity. Does have a very bright flashlight in it because why wouldn't you let's just throw that in there, USB in and out you can charge up another phone.
Actually you know what for a $30 phone I actually kind of like the UI compared to some of the other weird phones, dual SIM got to have it, there's a camera that is the one audio file on the phone.
Full body shaver watt voice, let's try to hand region over here actually you seen that difference that's smooth as a baby's bottom right look at that will you're not impressed that's a smooth end I don't know it shapes what are we doing are we evaluating the quality as a shaver, it's 20 bucks and it's also phone. This is on the fringe this is a fringe product one of the major accomplishments in human history now if you want to challenge the weird phone champion status of this phone right here then let me know down in the comments send me your links I want to see them there's weird phones but I don't think you could beat this one so step your game up kids the weird phone Olympics starts now try to dethrone this monster.
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| BLT Phone with Shaver |
This is the phone I'm going to call it the BLT beacause it says it on there, though I'd rather have a bacon lettuce tomato right now, army green very rugged apparently this thing is waterproof 3,800 milliamp hour battery, it says shaver on it because this smartphone has a shaver on it, this is crazy, what kind of werewolf dude needs to have the speed dial and the speed shave all in one probably one like me actually you see what's going on here the Marlboro Man is the guy who needs it he's always clean-shaven even though he's on the horseback he's in the Wild West no one in the Wild West would have been clean-shaven what day I had to buy this, you guys don't understand this was an insta buy for me, like I saw this I got the tip clicked the link and I bought it, you need to know that there is no end to human ingenuity. Does have a very bright flashlight in it because why wouldn't you let's just throw that in there, USB in and out you can charge up another phone.
Actually you know what for a $30 phone I actually kind of like the UI compared to some of the other weird phones, dual SIM got to have it, there's a camera that is the one audio file on the phone.
Full body shaver watt voice, let's try to hand region over here actually you seen that difference that's smooth as a baby's bottom right look at that will you're not impressed that's a smooth end I don't know it shapes what are we doing are we evaluating the quality as a shaver, it's 20 bucks and it's also phone. This is on the fringe this is a fringe product one of the major accomplishments in human history now if you want to challenge the weird phone champion status of this phone right here then let me know down in the comments send me your links I want to see them there's weird phones but I don't think you could beat this one so step your game up kids the weird phone Olympics starts now try to dethrone this monster.
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